Joke for laugh

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A Naija teacher was sent to china to teach.
The first day he entered class, he began by roll-callin.
He said "sheng.'' A student said ''present.''
He called the second name, chu muon. Another student said ''present.''
Suddenly, he sneezed,''hatchia'' one student seated at the corner stood up and said,''present.''
He then exclaimed and said,''hmmmm...''all the students shouted ''absent.''
He got confused and said,''chai...'' three students stood up and said, ''which of us?''
The teacher became more confused and he asked, ''what is wrong?'' A student stood up and said, ''sir, i'm not wrong, i'm called wong.''
The teacher now laughed and said,''hahaha ''..A girl said.'' Present sir.''
The teacher fainted......dont laugh alone

Adewale Tuesday, 8 September 2015
ALERT: pornography dulls brain kills relationship

Sex and its many associates, including masturbation and pornography, are, no doubt, increasingly becoming subjects of public discourse for the good and bad reasons. But one sexual-related activity that is currently witnessing an all-time high patronage is pornography.

It is simply defined as printed or visual materials containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity, intended to stimulate sexual excitement or enhance libido.

Worthy of note, however, is that watching or looking at pornographic items is one of the ways people explore their sexual fantasies, even though it has largely been condemned by many, especially religious organisations. It is hitherto embraced by singles, married, young and old, even though most porn watchers do so in their closet.

Regardless, pornography, which has been found to be addictive, is gaining more grounds as it now dominates people’s devices, such as phones, computers and even library.

In fact, a report released by pornhub, a website for sexual contents, in 2014 showed that the number of pornographic views on its website rose from 63.2 billion video views in 2012 to 78.9 billion views in 2013, and that phones accounted for 45 per cent of these views, while desktop was 44 per cent and views on tablets rose by 20 per cent to account for its 11 per cent.

Thus, the website declared 2014 as the year porn went mobile, with Android users in the United States being the highest viewers, followed by Canada and the United Kingdom. Monday was found to be the most popular day peopled viewed the x-rated movies.

While one in three women in the US watch porn regularly, according to statistics, 70 per cent of men aged between 18 and 24 visit porn sites at least once a month. But that is not the crux of the matter; Nigeria, South Africa and Kenya have been found to be the three most anti-gay countries that watch gay porn the most, according to a study in 2013.

These countries were found to have the highest Google search for “gay sex pics” and “anal sex pics” with Kenya leading the chart. According to the ranking index, Kenya, had 100, South Africa 72, Nigeria 56, Pakistan 46 and United States 10, among others.

But, as fast as the love of pornography is growing across the globe, cutting across age divide, a study by some Germans has found that watching pornography could have a damaging effect on the brain and that more of it could re-wire the brain and alter its structure and functions. In fact, the study stressed that it could shrink part of the brain and reduce the ability of watchers to be sexually stimulated.

According to the study, published on medicaldaily, having sex and watching pornography cause dopamine, the neurotransmitter responsible for learning, reward, emotions and pleasure, to be released in the brain.

The researchers noted that the more porn a person watches, the more the dopamine that is released, which makes the brain to be desensitised to its effects, which could reduce their decision-making capabilities. Young people who watch porn frequently were also found to have reduced likelihood or tendencies to venture into risk-taking ventures.

The leader of the researchers, Simone Kühn, noted that men who view too much porn may become lazier than others and that their research provided strong evidence that pornography might harm the brain in some ways and change its size.

About 64 healthy German men, aged between 21 and 45, participated in the study. Kuhn and her colleagues asked the participants how frequent they were watching pornography. Their brains were studied with the aid of functional magnetic resonance imaging to see how the brain reacts to pornography.

According to Kuhn, their findings showed that those who watch pornography have smaller corpus striatum, a part of the basal ganglia of the brain, comprising the caudate and lentiform nuclei, and that the more pornography people watched, the lower the activity in the reward centres in their brains.


She said, “We found that the volume of the so-called striatum, a brain region that has been associated with reward processing and motivated behaviour, was smaller the more pornography consumption the participants reported.

“We also found that gray matter volume in the right caudate of the striatum was smaller among frequent porn viewers. Men who watched more porn also showed less activity in another area of the striatum, known as the left putamen, which lit up when exposed to sexual stimuli.

“These brain changes are similar to those seen in cocaine addicts, who develop abnormalities in areas, such as the nucleus accumbens and striatum, which are responsible for learning, memory, pleasure and reward.

“Moreover, we found that another brain region, which is also part of the striatum that is active when people see sexual stimuli, shows less activation the more pornography participants consumed.

“In essence, the connectivity between the brain’s striatum and prefrontal cortex worsened with increased consumption of pornography, suggesting poorer and impaired decision-making capability. Thus, frequent pornographic consumption would surely change how the brain works, and basically, everything that people do very frequently can shape their brain structure and function.”

The researchers further warned that people who are used to watching porn tend to first think of porn instead of the actual sexual experience anytime they have sexual desires, once their brain associates the feelings given by oxytocin, vasopressin and serotonin (often released during porn or sex) to pornography. The researchers had yet to ascertain the level of impact watching porn has on the brain.

A physiologist, Gary Wilson, said the addiction from pornography creates a constant need to feel that strong stimulation to watch it some more, thereby needing more dopamine, which could wear out the brain.

He added, “Sometimes, the brain gets worn out and halts the production of dopamine, which leaves the viewer in quest for more satisfaction with the inability to reach it. This can provoke the viewer to seek out more intense porn to get high. As a result, it can give a person a reason to watch more porn, which is why addictions are difficult to break.”

Commenting on the study, a neurologist, Dr. Emmanuel Olusola, said there were convincing evidences to show that pornography could have an effect on the brain.

He said, “Prolonged and irresistible viewing of pornography definitely causes changes in the chemical, synaptic function and anatomy of neurons in the basic brain cells in certain parts of the brain, most especially the frontal lobe function.

“Basically, this addiction causes down function of brain cells like other forms of chemical addictions like alcohol, amphetamine and cocaine.”

Also, a psychologist, Prof. Oni Fagboungbe, agreed that watching pornography could affect the brain, and that it could change the conditioning of the brain.

He said, “It’s not the watching itself that would dull the brain, rather the conditioning. When somebody watches pornography over time, the person becomes engrossed and the reticular activating system in the brain would be conditioned to watch more of it at the expense of other things, which could make such people perform badly in other areas.”

He added that pornography could also make the watchers lose interest in the real sexual intercourse because they “tend to get satiated with watching it.”

Adewale Friday, 4 September 2015
News headlines 24-8-2015


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•»This is Today's News Headlines [24-08-2015]«•

[]Nigeria[]

•FG ‘ll not fund hajj – Buhari

•Buhari’s corruption war vindictive –TUC  chairman

•House of Reps declares  support for  anti-graft war

•In Bayelsa,  APC is party of governorship  aspirants  without  members  –Gov Dickson

•Buhari may  force pay cut  on NASS

•I’ll not fail  Rivers people  –Wike

•Anambra  traditional  rulers move to reconcile Obi,  Obiano

•Alleged N1tn diversion: Senate to  probe Lamorde’s alleged diversion of N1tn

•Corruption, worst rights violation  ever —Buhari

•Boko Haram: Army reinstates  2,500 soldiers, 102 officers

•Saraki must show remorse, says  Lawan group

•Fashola spent N139m on two  boreholes – LASG

•Nigeria passing through crucial moment,  says Ban Ki-Moon

•Corruption: APC knocks Igbo leaders for  defending Jonathan

•Dickson warns civil servants against  partisan politics

•Buhari not ready to implement confab  report – Afenifere

•Obas didn’t deceive Jonathan, PDP replies Okogie

•Group slams Bayelsa PDP chair

•NUT knocks states for poor funding of  education

•Fresh attack claims two in Jos

•Kwara gov hails FG bailout for states

•B’ Haram menace will end soon, says  Buhari’s aide

•Man rapes two daughters,  stepdaughter in Lagos

•Father of boy allegedly killed by  landlady demands justice

•16-year-old, traders arrested for  selling fake wine
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International

•As North, South Korea hold  marathon crisis talks, Seoul talks  tough

•French train gunman  'dumbfounded' by  terrorist tag

•Beirut protests turn  violent for second day as PM threatens to  quit

•Too soon for 'illogical'  U.S. to return to  Tehran: Iran

•Guatemalan president says won't stand  down amid graft  scandal

•Islamic State militants blow up  temple in ancient city of Palmyra

•Japan PM Abe to skip  visit to China for WW2 anniversary

•Mexico expects agreement on  arms trade treaty fine print at  meeting

•Swedish tolerance  under question as  attacks on migrants  rise

•Britain reopens  embassy in Iran  ransacked in 2011
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Sports

•Bolt silences Gatlin to take 100m gold

•Chelsea hang on to beat West Brom

•Pedro inspires Chelsea to a 3-2 win at West Ham

•Igbonu focused on Eagles debut  despite red card

•Okagbare targets World  Championships 100m final

•All Africa  Games:  Fencing  Federation  names  11-man team  for Congo

•Hamilton wins in Spa as tyre blowout denies  Vettel podium

•Federer wins Cincy title; Djokovic denied  again - Tennis

•Martinez insists Stones staying at Everton

•Horsey steadies himself to win Made in  Denmark

•Man Utd target Lazio's Anderson - sources

•Balotelli nears Milan loan return - report

•Sanchez is at Luis Suarez's level - Wenger

•Scott: Vital for Scotland to get win ahead of  World Cup

•Berahino absence vs. Chelsea explained

•Cuadrado moving to Juve on year-long loan

•Mourinho: Chelsea can afford to drop points

•Tennis instructor Jimmy Evert, Chris' dad, dies - Tennis

•Chaves wins second stage of Spanish Vuelta - Cycling

Adewale Monday, 24 August 2015
23-8-15 news headline

NEWS headline:

How ministries are coping without ministers under Buhari
Areas of concentration for President Buhari (2)
NASS JUMBO 2015 BUDGET: How N120b will be shared
Nigerians will pelt Jonathan stones if…- Oshiomhole
I realised democracy benefits on Abacha death row — Obasanjo
Ex-Gov. Fashola’s travails: The issues, the intrigues
Reckless driver kills FCE student on ‘rag day’
Nigerian Elections: Amina Zakari is not the problem
Boko Haram killed over 8,000 members of my church —EYN President.


politics


National Carrier: How Nigeria fell to grand deception
Obiano Support Group a catalyst to APGA —Emecheta
Jonathan didn’t perform but Buhari must prove he’s a saint – Balarabe Musa
Ruling without ministers: Igbo leaders’ concerns
Plateau: Rumbling on the Plateau
Celestial Church Crisis : Obasanjo plays peace-maker


Business


Row over BOI’S N24.6BN for miners!Let bank chief, Olaoluwa, name money recipients – Ekozin
General Insurance products to the rescue: A special report
Fidelity Bank supports home ownership with N115m
Reclassification: SEC to deregister erring stockbroking houses
CPC begins Consumer Voice on TV
Skills development can create 10,000 jobs monthly —Ezeh

Entartainment

I can’t stand short men — Bimbo Thomas
How my boobs got so big —Ella Mensah
Who is a prostitute?
Inspiration makes the difference in my songs – Princess Abiola Balogun
Filmmakers sing discordant tunes over Jonathan’s N3bn grant
I am the first rap artiste to rap in Ishan language — Blixxy D RapKing

Sports


Oliseh reshuffles home-based team ahead of match with Tanzania
Ten-man Bayern sneak late win after
EPL: Newcastle hold Man United to 0-0 draw
Man United: We won’t sell De Gea, says van Gaal
MLS: It’s war, Gerrard tells Lampard
Babaganaru in emotional Nasarawa clash




Adewale Saturday, 22 August 2015
Ways to treat Kidney

YOUR KIDNEY DESERVES THE BEST
Barely two (2) days ago, we all received the news of the demise of the Nigerian actor as a result of same kidney disease. I want to show you how to avert this menace of kidney disease. Very easy and effective. And don't forget that I copied it. So feel free to share, copy and disseminate. SO HERE ARE THE TOP 6 CAUSE OF KIDNEY DISEASE:
1. Delaying going to a toilet Keeping your urine in your bladder for too long is a bad idea. A full bladder can cause bladder damage. The urine that stays in the bladder multiplies bacteria quickly. Once the urine refluxes back to the ureter and kidneys, the toxic substances can result in kidney infections, then urinary tract infections, and then nephritis, and even uremia. When nature calls – do it as soon as possible.
2. Eating too much salt,You should eat no more than 5.8 grams of salt daily.
3. Eating too much meat. Too much protein in your diet is harmful for your kidneys. Protein digestion produces ammonia – a toxin that is very destructive to your kidneys. More meat equals more kidney damage.
4. Drinking too much caffeine Caffeine is a component of many sodas and soft drinks. It raises your blood pressure and your kidneys start suffering. So you should cut down the amount of coke you drink daily.
5. Not drinking water. Our kidneys should be hydrated properly to perform their functions well. If we don’t drink enough, the toxins can start accumulating in the blood, as there isn’t enough fluid to drain them through the kidneys. Drink more than 10 glasses of water daily. There is an easy way to check if you are drinking enough water: look at the colour of your urine; the lighter the colour, the better.
6. Late treatment . Treat all your health problems properly and have your health checked regularly. Let's help ourselves...God will protect you and your family from every disease this year! Amen
Share, if you care
(3) Avoid these Tablets, they are very dangerous:
* D-cold
* Vicks Action-500
* Actifed
* Coldarin
* Cosome
* Nice
* Nimulid
* Cetrizet-D
They contain Phenyl Propanol-Amide PPA. Which causes Strokes & Are banned in USA...!

Adewale
SEE WATI BUHARI DO ABEG

BUHARI MUST GO! HE IS TOO WICKED.....
Make una hear this tory wey I wan yarn ooo
BUHARI is wicked. Buhari must go,in fact, I regret
voting for you.
In less than three months,your cup don full and I
will lead a campaign against you.Now, who told
you we are tired of blackout?
without revival NEPA don born again! My fridge
dey work, TV dey work, as dem dey work all the
time dem fit spoil!
My generators don retire, dey gather dusts, I no
even know where my jerry cans dey sef. Filling
station attendants no see person give dem N20,
N50 bribe again, Buhari see yoursef? Who send
you message?
Warri and Port Harcourt Refineries don dey
work,Kaduna Refinery too go soon join. So wetin
go happen to d oil cabal and wetin go sele to the
subsidy regime?If u get liver, try d cabals if true
true Na ya mama born you. Abi you no know say
d oil cabals be saints?
Cockroach too dey enjoy Awilo music o, na fowl
no allow am commot kon dance!
Our Otuoke brother say Stealing no be corruption.
Daura man say stealing na corruption.Buhari abi
you chop winch? PhD for Zoology dey talk, U wey
dem talk say U no go skul dey blow grammar.
Show me where e dey for Koran say stealing is
corruption, you see say this Baba Buhari no
serious at all
Also you no allow your wife chop Nigeria
money.how monkey head be wey gorilla own no
be? Every first lady chop Nigeria money, Maryam
Babangida chop, Maryam Abacha chop!
Stella Obasanjo wak, Turai abi Na turaya sef lick!
And ...and Dia is Godu o even chop, shit for bodi!
Make your wife chop her own, you say no.
Buhari U wicked no be small,U must go
becos na only you waka come!
Buhari nearly destroy our churches
Ur election kon show us say
Some Alfas and pastors are liars
Some be original chop and quench!
Some be original chop and clean mouth!
Dem say God told dem say Buhari go lose
How dia own god sabi blow lie I no sabi!
Buhari! Buhari!! Buhari!!!
How many times i call you?
You no get ministers, Nija still dey work
EFCC don wake up from dia slumber, thieves/
Looters dey enta admission for hospital.we don
taya for you. Kon dey go.

Adewale
News headling 22-8-15

»»News Headlines««
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•»This is Today's News Headlines [22-08-2015]«•

[]Nigeria[]

•Kogi 2015:  PDP remains  party to beat  –Wada

•Ebonyi ex-LG  chairmen  panic as EFCC  begins probe

•The name,  Tafawa  Balewa, has  its burden –  Grandson

•We’ll defeat Fayose without federal  might- Ex-Speaker

•We're Yet to Begin Recruitment, Says  Police

•Debt Restructuring: Osun, Delta, Ogun,  Eight Others Issue N322.78bn Bonds

•Falomo Shopping Centre: Afriland  Refutes Allegation of Improper Conduct

•Kachikwu, Marketers Call for  Deregulation of Petrol

•Buhari Appoints Fowler, Gusau Heads of  FIRS, Budget Office

•Buhari to set up special courts for  looters

•Buhari appoints Obasanjo as  special envoy to Guinea Bissau

•Corruption: ICPC places 28 federal perm secs on watch list

•ISIS: Buhari suspends Immigration boss

•DPR seals NNPC, Forte Oil, 12  other petrol stations

•Bristow co-pilot buried in Calabar

•Police warn youths against fake  recruitment

•PDP govs angry with NWC over NEC  meeting

•New FIRS boss deletes PhD degree from  Wikipedia

•B’Haram: Soldiers liberate Borno town,  kill insurgents

•Enugu poll: Tribunal upholds Ugwuanyi’s  election

•OPC members, cult group clash at Osun  shrine

•Cleric predicts doom for countries  adopting gay marriage

•Offensive publication: Court stops NASS  from summoning editor

•No incentive to stop gas flaring in  Nigeria – Bukar

•At 80, I remember things more  than my workers –Chief Abdul

•I have zero tolerance for bribery,  corruption –Ibilola Amao
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[]International[]

•South Korea ready to respond to  further "provocations" as North's  deadline looms

•U.S. soldier wounded  helping to overpower  gunman on train in  France

•Japan protests  Russian PM's visit to  disputed island

•Far left splits from  Tsipras as Greece  heads to elections

•White House: Islamic State  second-in-command killed in U.S.  air strike

•Guatemala  prosecutors seek to  impeach president  after ex-VP's arrest

•Greece moves refugees to  mainland, crush builds on border

•Venezuela declares  state of emergency  along Colombia  border

•China's land  reclamation in South  China Sea grows:  Pentagon report

•Brazil's largest party  not bolting Rousseff  government
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[]sports[]

•'Tired' Murray battles into Cincinnati semis

•Tiger (11 under) grabs share of Wyndham lead Golf

•Wenger: We have strong players in every  position

•England should've capped George sooner -  Smit

•Liverpool offer Sakho new deal - sources

•Rosberg tops FP2 before scary late tyre  blowout

•Prem accepts error on Benteke goal

•Burrell can solve England's midfield dilemma -  Catt

•Jose: Pedro showed ambition in Barca exit

•North's 'speech was affected by concussion'

•Black 'absolutely confident' GB athletes are  clean

•McLaren pair hit with combined 55-place grid  drop

•Rosberg: I was lucky not to hit the wall

•Lowe has 'never seen' tyre failure like  Rosberg's

•De Gea out, Schweini may get full debut

•De Bruyne agent hopes City agree fee

•Rousey to defend UFC title vs. ex-boxer Holm MMA
•Rio official admits 'problems' with waterways Olympic Sports

•FIFA reform committee to meet next month

•Pochettino confident Spurs will land striker

•FIA details restrictions on driver aids from  2016
Pato eyes Premier League move - sources

•Chelsea open to offers for Moses - sources

•Robben: United links flattering for Muller

•Utd eye Mayoral in De Gea deal - sources

•Khan rejects Tottenham purchase rumours

•USADA chief wants more Salazar information

•Bolt saddened by athletics' doping scandals

•Falcao, Costa can play together - Courtois

•West Brom halt talks for Tottenham's Fazio

•Pedro deal not victory over Man  United – Mourinho

•World Championships: Okagbare  leads Nigeria’s tough medals  chase

•I beat up my elder brother’s  bullies – Female boxer, Agu-Ogoke

•Bolt, Gatlin rivalry lights up World  Championships

Adewale